Happy New Year 2017 Jokes

Find the best New Year Jokes of 2017

It's hard for many of us to sum up the ending of one year and the beginning of the next. There are so many resolutions to be made and forgotten, so many unresolved feelings about the recent past and so many hopes for how to turn everything around in the future, we're often left tongue-tied. So it often takes people with more wit and mirth than ourselves to put it all into perspective.
That's why every year we gather some of our favorite New Year's quotes by comedians and humorists to say the things we wish we could tell. Check out these  quotes below and share  your favorite.
 And of-course A Happy New Year 2017

Happy New Year 2017

  • two friends(characters)
    First to fat other friend:
    lets make new resolution of getting
    For new year! :-)
    Other friend said:just shut up!
    I m the best in way I am no need of
    This type resolution.

 Find Best Quotes For New Year 2017

  • People make new resolution
    1st January I have left drinking
    2nd January I have left smoking
    And after 10 days I m going to
    Start therapy
    And after 10 days met to that friend
    In-front of him commitment done,
    Hey u said to leave these thing
    Buddy let leave it for next year’s resolutions
    That time I was in frolic…
  • a cat’s resolution
    Option A: to loose weight
    Option B:to buy a bigger
  • Monkey talks
    This year its my complete resolution
    To quit Bananas from my life :p
  • Girls resolution was to loses he
    weight in new year
    But lost some where her motivation
    To loosing her weight
  • mom to son: happy new year son
    Son: shocked alas
    But I have not finished yet with last one
  • Father to a boy: I don’t want to see
    My daughter with a donkey for all life
    Boy: that’s why I want to get marry with her this year
    for next new year’s celebrations

  • "New Year's Day... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."

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